“There is no such thing as bad weather - only different kinds of good weather.” - John Ruski Smoking Hot Weather Quotes This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat.” ― E.B. “Summertime, oh, summertime, pattern of life indelible, the fade-proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweet fern, and the juniper forever and ever… the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole, and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. I need a vacation from my vacation.” ― April Mae Monterrosa “This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. And there exudes a sour extra-human smell that makes the very stone seem flesh-alive, webbed, and pulsing.” - Truman Capote “Hot weather opens the skull of a city, exposing its white brain and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb. “What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.” - Jane Austen “Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in, day out, and particularly so in hot weather.” - Tom Hodgkinson “The weather is like the government - always in the wrong.” - Jerome K. ![]() I was completely serious.” ― Michelle Franklin Most Famous and Infamous Hot Weather Quotes “I leaned over to one woman at the café who was professing how at home she was in the sweltering rot of hell and said, ‘If you enjoy the heat so much, marry it, honeymoon with it, and throw it off a cliff to spare the rest of us the agony of having to listen to the joy of your wretched matrimony.’ “The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.” - Anonymous “I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.” - Anonymous American men seem to be comfortable wearing hot-weather clothing.” - Bill Bryson The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.” - Freddie Highmore Now, Santa Claus is missing.” - Steven Wright “The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” - James Dent ![]() “Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” - John Egerton “What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie Funny Hot Weather Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Like a never-ending kiss - taunting, deep, and luscious. “Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. “People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” - Shweta Tale When the weather is too hot, they complain too cold, they complain and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” - Rita Rudner “Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. “When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
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